Fool in the pool

by Andrew Van Boeschoten

This story is part of our 'Embarrassing Golf Stories' series, featuring tales from luxury hotel guests which were sent in for our travel writing competition.

Photo by Peter Gorges.

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Every summer our company has a staff golf day where the men golf and the ladies have a spa day back at the house by the pool.

I was part of a foursome of people who like their drinks. Needless to say by the end of 18 holes I was feeling pretty good...

Back at the boss' house by the pool I went swimming in my underwear as my bathing suit was in the car. I proceeded to swim, or attempted to, for close to two hours tossing a ball at people. Every once in a while I'd struggle to get out of the pool and fall back in, etc. You can imagine how it went downhill from there...

So the punchline to this story is: one of our newer coworkers was driving home after the party with his wife, when she asked, "Who's that mentally challenged guy who works with you?"

Ouch...

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